He is also noted for his masterful knowledge and use of the English language. Carlin's forte is Lenny Bruce-style social and political commentary, spiced with nihilistic observations about people and religion peppered with black humor. This new George Carlin, usually referred to as the late George Carlin, is one of the most acclaimed and enjoyed by the public and critics. As he aged, he became more cynic and bitter, unintentionally changing his stage persona again in a radical way throughout the '90s. His routines became more insightful, introducing more serious subjects.
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Carlin started out as a conventional comedian and had achieved a fair degree of success as a Bill Cosby style raconteur in nightclubs and on TV until the late 1960s, when he radically overhauled his persona. The long hours the mother worked left the young George by himself for long hours every day, providing him (in his own words), the time he needed to think about various subjects, listen to radio, and practice his impersonations, that where acclaimed by his mother and coworkers since an early age. His parents divorced when he was two months old, and he was raised by his mother. His father was from Donegal, Ireland, and his mother was Irish-American. No god.George Denis Patrick Carlin was born and raised in Manhattan, New York City, to Mary (Bearey), a secretary, and Patrick John Carlin, an advertising manager for The Sun they had met while working in marketing. That's because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. and all the king's horses, and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again. And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. Although it does have that one x-rated part where the Big-Bad-Wolf actually eats the grandmother. And for those of you that look to the Bible for it's literary qualities and moral lessons I got a couple other stories I might like to recommend for you. So just pick your superstitions, sit back, make a wish and enjoy yourself. Same as the voodoo lady who tells your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles. Same as the four leaf clover, the horse shoe, the rabbit's foot, and the wishing well. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit. I noticed that of all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers that I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answer at about the same 50 percent rate.
For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.
Second he looks like a guy who can get things done. Two reasons first of all, I think he's a good actor. Couldn't you just skip the praying part and get right to his will? You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. God's will be done.' Fine, but if it is God's will and he's going to do whatever he wants to anyway why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me. What's the use of being God if every run-down schmuck with a two dollar prayer book can come along and fuck up your plan? And here's something else, another problem you might have suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you want him to do? Change his plan? Just for you? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a divine plan. Well, suppose the thing you want isn't in God's divine plan. Now you come along and pray for something.
And for billion and billions of years the divine plan has been doing just fine. But.what about the divine plan? Remember that? The divine plan. And I say fine, pray for anything you want. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday. 'Do this' 'Gimme that' 'I want a new car' 'I want a better job'. Trillions and trillions of prayers every day asking and begging and pleading for favors.
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